Leg Work (TV Series)
The American Dream (1987)
Margaret Colin: Claire McCarron
Quotes
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[first lines]
Claire McCarron : I know how you feel, pal.
Jeffrey : You keep changing the subject. We're talking about dollars.
Claire McCarron : Dollars? Dollars, Texas?
Jeffrey : Dollars, Taxes.
Claire McCarron : Taxes?
Jeffrey : Yeah, taxes. Yeah, dollars and cents.
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[Jeffrey is reviewing Claire's tax records for an audit by the IRS]
Jeffrey : Why do you do this?
Claire McCarron : What?
Jeffrey : Give money to these groups - "Concerned Panda"; "Save the Puffins of Glacier Bay"... What the hell is a puffin?
Claire McCarron : It's a cute little bird. What the hell am I supposed to do. They send me pictures of tortured baby animals.
Jeffrey : Yeah? Maybe we'll take a picture of you at your audit. Then you'll see some suffering.
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Jeffrey : I think your previous accountant - what was his name... Morty! He think he got his degree from one of those schools who advertise on the back of matchbook covers. I need to speak to him. Do you know how I can get in touch with him?
Claire McCarron : I don't think he's doing this any more. I-I think he's somewhere in upstate New York selling... crystals.
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Claire McCarron : I guess you know everybody in the neighborhood, huh?
Father Tomas : That's not always a blessing.