Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Ward's Golf Clubs (1962)

Hugh Beaumont: Ward Cleaver

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• Ward Cleaver : What was the question you wanted to ask in private?

  Theodore Cleaver : Oh. Do you think the St. Louis Cardinals will have a better baseball team this year than they did last year?

  Ward Cleaver : Well, I really haven't given it much thought.

  Theodore Cleaver : That's ok. I don't like baseball much anyways.

• Theodore Cleaver : Boy dad, I sure got a bad break not knowing it was broken all the time.

  Ward Cleaver : Well Beaver, when you do things like this, you are going to be surprised at how many bad breaks you get. You're old enough to realize son that when you do something wrong, we usually find out about it.

  Theodore Cleaver : You know you're right dad. I haven't gotten away with anything really good now for a couple years.

  Ward Cleaver : Well don't you think the answer then is just not to get into things like this in the first place.

  Theodore Cleaver : Sure dad, but most of the time it only seems like a bad idea when you get caught.