Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
Wally, the Businessman (1960)
Jerry Mathers: The Beaver
Photos
Quotes
-
Wally Cleaver : I'm havin' trouble. Mr Nibling from the ice cream company is coming to collect tomorrow. I'm $3.75 short.
Theodore Cleaver : [unimpressed] Tough.
Wally Cleaver : Not only that. I'm not going to be able to pay Dad back the $5.00 I promised him every week for the bike.
Theodore Cleaver : Tougher.
Wally Cleaver : Hey, Beaver... Beaver, you've got $9.00 saved up. How 'bout if you lend me some dough, huh?
Theodore Cleaver : Why should I?
Wally Cleaver : 'Cause I'm short.
Theodore Cleaver : You're not short from givin' me free ice cream, you're short from givin' your crummy friends free ice cream.
Wally Cleaver : Boy, Beaver, you're a rat.
Theodore Cleaver : Yeah, but I'm a rat with $9.00.
-
Theodore Cleaver : Mom, could I have something to eat?
June Cleaver : Well, how would you like an igloo bar? I'll pay for it.
Theodore Cleaver : Uh, uh. I wouldn't eat one of those crummy igloo bars of Wally's if I was starvin' out in the desert and my tongue was hangin' out.
Ward Cleaver : Care for a pickle, Beaver?
[trying to get rid of a jar of pickles he bought on impulse, he holds the jar just under Beaver's face]
Theodore Cleaver : Gee Dad, what happened in there?
Ward Cleaver : Why nothing, Beaver.
Theodore Cleaver : I think I'll have a salami sandwich.