Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Wally, the Businessman (1960)

Hugh Beaumont: Ward Cleaver

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Quotes 

• June Cleaver : Wally looks worried!

  Ward Cleaver : Well, he's an American businessman. It's obligatory to look worried.

• Theodore Cleaver : Mom, could I have something to eat?

  June Cleaver : Well, how would you like an igloo bar? I'll pay for it.

  Theodore Cleaver : Uh, uh. I wouldn't eat one of those crummy igloo bars of Wally's if I was starvin' out in the desert and my tongue was hangin' out.

  Ward Cleaver : Care for a pickle, Beaver?

  [trying to get rid of a jar of pickles he bought on impulse, he holds the jar just under Beaver's face] 

  Theodore Cleaver : Gee Dad, what happened in there?

  Ward Cleaver : Why nothing, Beaver.

  Theodore Cleaver : I think I'll have a salami sandwich.

• Ward Cleaver : [Quoting from Shakespeare]  Neither a borrower nor lender be, for loan oft-loses both itself and friend.

  Wally Cleaver : Well, gee. They made us read that in school. But I just thought we read that old-fashioned stuff for credit. I never thought you could learn anything from it.