Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Wally and Dudley (1961)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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• Dudley McMillan : It's okay, Wally. I don't mind him watching at all.

  Wally Cleaver : Look, Dudley, if you want to be one of the guys around here you gotta quit being so polite.

  Theodore Cleaver : Yeah, Dudley! It's okay to be polite to teachers and parents and stuff, but don't waste your time just being polite to kids.

• Wally Cleaver : [Wally is trying to clue in Dudley]  And another thing: at the party, if Lumpy or Eddie or any of the guys start to give you the business, you give it right back to 'em.

  Dudley McMillan : Why would they do that? They're my friends.

  Wally Cleaver : [Wally is stumped for a moment. Beaver looks at Wally and shrugs]  Well, yeah. Yeah, I know they're your friends but I'm just saying if, if any of the guys give you the business, you just give it back to 'em.

  Dudley McMillan : Hey, but I don't know *how* to give the guys the business.

  Theodore Cleaver : [Beaver pipes up]  Well, it's simple. You just flip their tie out, or call 'em a creep, or hit 'em on the arm! Anything like that to make 'em like ya.