- Ward Cleaver: You know, somehow that doesn't sound like our old easygoing Eddie, to be that interested in a good, clean sport.
- Wally Cleaver: Well, his father told him that as you go through life, you have a lot more chance of meeting rich people if you know how to play tennis.
- Wally Cleaver: [after playing tennis] Boy, you know, you sure play good for a girl.
- Carole Martin: Oh, thank you.
- Gilbert: Last Saturday, I went to this horror movie, and they had all these corpses running around. They just made me laugh!
- The Beaver: Yeah. I guess you're pretty grown up when you can laugh at corpses.
- June Cleaver: Well, Wally, I think as you grow older, you're gonna find out that your father knows quite a bit about a *lot* of things.
- Wally Cleaver: Yeah. Ya know, it's kind of funny to think that Dad knows so much about love and stuff.