- Ward Cleaver: A thing is either right or it's wrong. And if it's wrong in the first place - as this most certainly was - then it's still wrong no matter how many people do it.
- Ward Cleaver: Beaver, we don't want to be nosy, but would you mind telling us what's going on?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Oh sure, Dad. I gotta go someplace to see somebody about something.
- Mrs. Cornelia Rayburn: By the way, just what is that on the front of your shirt?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Oh, it's just a regular Martian with three eyeballs.
- Ward Cleaver: Wrong is wrong even if everyone says it's right. And right is right even if everyone else says it's wrong.