Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

No Time for Babysitters (1961)

Barbara Billingsley: June Cleaver

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• Wally Cleaver : [Wally is telling June about his Friday night plans]  We're gonna go with Eddie and his girl and Lumpy and his girl.

  June Cleaver : Lumpy has a girl?

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah, only uh, only she doesn't know she's getting Lumpy.

  June Cleaver : Oh, you mean it's a blind date?

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah, sort of.

  June Cleaver : Oh, well, what if she backs out when she meets him?

  Wally Cleaver : We got it fixed so that that won't happen *this* time.

  June Cleaver : Oh?

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah. Her father's gonna drive her up there, then we're not gonna introduce her to Lumpy until after *he* gets out of sight.

• June Cleaver : [June and Wally are discussing the need for a babysitter for Beaver]  I just got through telling him that we've lined up Mrs. Walker's niece, Judy, to babysit with him tonight.

  Wally Cleaver : Golly, Mom. Wasn't that kind of a dirty trick to play on the Beaver?

  June Cleaver : Now, Wally, look, you know we can't leave the Beaver here alone! He needs someone to, to keep an *eye* on him.

  Wally Cleaver : Yeah I guess so, Mom. He might get wild and call Tokyo on the phone or somethin'!

• June Cleaver : [June asks for Wally's help telling the Beaver he must have a babysitter]  Wally, maybe you can explain it to him.

  Wally Cleaver : Well I, I guess I could try. What have you told him so far?

  June Cleaver : Well, I carefully explained to him that we were doing this for his own good.

  Wally Cleaver : Boy, Mom, that's *one* thing you never should've have told him.

  June Cleaver : That we were doing it for his own good?

  Wally Cleaver : Well, sure. The minute a guy hears that, he *knows* he's getting a bum deal.