Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Eddie Spends the Night (1961)

Ken Osmond: Eddie Haskell

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• Ward Cleaver : Well, Eddie, if there's something wrong, we'd like to know what it is.

  Eddie Haskell : Well, alright, Sir. If you insist.

  Ward Cleaver : I insist.

  Eddie Haskell : Wally and Beaver were mean to me.

• Eddie Haskell : When I'm around other people, I can act like a big shot and get away with it.

  The Beaver : Yeah, you're real good at that.

  Eddie Haskell : Yeah, but it's not good in life for a guy to act like a big shot to himself.

  The Beaver : I guess even a creep's got to have friends.

• The Beaver : Hey, you better call your parents and tell 'em you're stayin'.

  Eddie Haskell : What for? I don't have to check in with the warden every time I make a move.

  The Beaver : Gee, if I ever stayed overnight at anybody's house and didn't call my dad, he'd kill me. That's on account of he loves me so much.