Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Brother vs. Brother (1962)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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• Wally Cleaver : If you want this girl to like you, you gotta quit goin' around like such a little slob.

  Theodore Cleaver : Yeah. Boy, when you get mixed up with girls, you sure have to give up a lot, don't ya?

• Theodore Cleaver : You see, Mom, Mary likes me again and she asked me to walk her home, but I told her to drop dead.

  June Cleaver : Oh, Beaver, couldn't you have thought of another way of saying it?

  Theodore Cleaver : Yeah, I thought of a lot of ways. But "drop dead" was the nicest.

• Theodore Cleaver : [after Beaver shakes hands with Mary]  Gee, I never shook hands with a girl before. Well, except once after a fight, and then the teacher made me.

• Theodore Cleaver : Ya know something, Wally?

  Wally Cleaver : What?

  Theodore Cleaver : Me and Mary made this deal, neither one of us is going to walk home with anybody else.

  Wally Cleaver : Ya know something, Beav? I gotta stop looking at you like a little kid. You're an operator!