- Theodore Cleaver: Wally, if I ask you something, will you answer me not like my brother, but just like another guy?
- Wally Cleaver: Well, first ask me, and then I'll decide how to answer ya.
- Theodore Cleaver: Do you think I look like a sheep dog?
- Wally Cleaver: Well, no, I don't think you look like a sheep dog. You look more like a gopher with bangs.
- Ward Cleaver: [Beaver is upset because some girls at school called him a "sheep dog"] It happens to all of us. I remember once the kids called me "elephant ears".
- June Cleaver: Did it bother you?
- Ward Cleaver: No, not at all. It was Winter, and I just wore a stocking cap to school and pulled it down over my ears.
- June Cleaver: Oh, Ward, what did you do when the warm weather came?
- Ward Cleaver: I learned to fight.
- Eddie Haskell: How about loaning five bucks? I'll pay you back Saturday.
- Wally Cleaver: Yeah, which Saturday?