- June Cleaver: [June is trying to make Chuey's mother feel welcome, in spite of their language barrier] Won't you sit down? No, sit down. La mesa...
- Carmela Varela: ¿La mesa?
- June Cleaver: [pointing to the chair] La mesa.
- Carmela Varela: Oh, gracias.
- June Cleaver: [later, after Sra Varela leaves] Ward, isn't "la mesa" the Spanish word for chair?
- Ward Cleaver: No, I think it's "la silla".
- June Cleaver: Oh, dear. Heaven knows what I told her to sit on.
- Eddie Haskell: [the boys are working on Wally's bike in the garage] Wally, do we have to have these kids hangin' around? Tell 'em to beat it.
- Wally Cleaver: You tell 'em, Eddie. You're takin' Spanish, and always braggin' how good you are.
- Theodore Cleaver: Can you really talk to him in Spaniard, Eddie?
- Eddie Haskell: If I want to.
- Theodore Cleaver: Tell him he can stay overnight, and maybe in the morning we'll make a skate coaster.
- Wally Cleaver: Yeah, go on, Eddie.
- Theodore Cleaver: Yeah, Eddie, go on.
- Eddie Haskell: [to Chuey] ¿Como está Ud.?
- Chuey Varela: [con sorpresa y alegría] Bien, gracias. ¿Beaver y yo podamos sacar tu bicicleta?
- Eddie Haskell: He speaks Spanish, all right.
- Ward Cleaver: [Shaking his head and sighing] Wally, I don't see how you put up with Eddie Haskell.
- Wally Cleaver: Well, I've known him since the second grade, well, even if he is kind of a rat, a guy's gotta have a best friend.
- Wally Cleaver: But we're gonna be working on my bike. I just hope they don't come around asking a lotta dumb questions.
- Ward Cleaver: Well if they do, you and Eddie give 'em some dumb answers.