Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Hooked (2005)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
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Quotes
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Elliot Stabler : How many teenage girls do you know who are too busy to have boyfriends?
Olivia Benson : None.
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Olivia Benson : You know, when we were kids, our parents told us that we were too young to date just one person.
Elliot Stabler : Now you pray your kids only date one person.
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Elliot Stabler : [about the victim] She's 15 years old. What kind of parents let their kid go out clubbing on a school night?
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Kathleen Stabler : [When Elliot shows up at Kathleen's school] Dad, what are you doing here?
Elliot Stabler : I need to talk with you.
Kathleen Stabler : You and Mom are getting a divorce?
Elliot Stabler : No, no. I wouldn't tell you this way anyway.
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Elliot Stabler : [about Lisa Downey] How did this happen? Six months ago she was just another 15-year-old.
Olivia Benson : Till she started hooking up with half of Queens. After that, it's no big deal to have sex for designer clothes or prostitute yourself in a hotel.
Donald Cragen : And she ends up as Trudi Strutz, porn star.
Elliot Stabler : She ends up dead on a roof.
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Elliot Stabler : [to Angela about her revealing outfit] You dress up like that to do your homework?
Angela Agnelli : Everyone dresses like this.
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Elliot Stabler : [after Mr. Downey attacks Dr. Tanner] What is it? You want to go to jail, too?
Mr. Downey : I want to find the guy who killed my little girl!
Elliot Stabler : That is my job and you're going to let us do it! The next time, I'm going to lock you up!
Mr. Downey : Lisa's gone, my wife's gone. What difference does it make what happens to me?
Elliot Stabler : I have seen a lot of good people who have lost everything. Thought they had nothing left to live for after a loved one's murder, but you got to keep going. Think about Lisa, your wife. Would they want to see you sitting in prison? You can get through this.
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Uniform Officer : Bunch of Scouts stargazing up there on the roof spotted her.
Olivia Benson : Looking down to see stars?
Uniform Officer : More like peeping at other heavenly bodies.
Elliot Stabler : Never got that merit badge.