- Detective Alexandra Eames: [referring to Bernard Fremont] What is it that women see in him?
- Detective Robert Goren: The door to another world.
- Captain James Deakins: What are we talking about, some kind of Manson family?
- Detective Alexandra Eames: If the Manson family shopped on Madison Avenue.
- Detective Robert Goren: [to Bernard Fremont] I guess I ask myself how Nicole would have turned out if she hadn't run into you.
- Detective Robert Goren: I've never seen a robbery like this. I think they actually stole the toilet.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: [seeing that Goren has covered two boards with random letters] I totally forgot I need an eye exam.
- Detective Robert Goren: He was Nicole's boyfriend. He taught her how to kill... He's the "School of Murder".
- Detective Alexandra Eames: [Inquiring about Bernard's relationship to Nicole Wallace] Have you heard from her lately?
- Bernard Fremont: Nicole is a fugitive, thanks to you two. And, no, she'd never put me in that kind of danger. She's very protective.
- Detective Robert Goren: Well, you'd be very proud of your star pupil.
- Bernard Fremont: I can't take the credit. She's a natural.
- Detective Robert Goren: Well, she's very adept at poisons. Is that something that you taught her?
- Bernard Fremont: I'll take a pass on that.
- Hilary Marsden: [about Nicole Wallace and Bernard Fremont] She's his creation. He thinks she's perfect, poor Bernard.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: Poor Bernard.
- Detective Robert Goren: He looked like he already knew our names.
- Detective Alexandra Eames: Don't flatter yourself.