- James Deakins: Congratulations, you've managed to unite atheists and Christians in common cause against police harassment.
- Alexandra Eames: We do what we can.
- [last lines]
- Detective Robert Goren: She didn't believe in Heaven or Hell, so how would she know that the Devil was massaging her neck?
- Wayne Callaway: Why all these questions?
- Alexandra Eames: We think somebody with inside knowledge was involved.
- Wayne Callaway: Who? Douglas? April? I love my niece, but she couldn't pull off a surprise party, let alone a kidnapping. I'm a better suspect than she is.
- Detective Robert Goren: Well... we thought of you.
- Wayne Callaway: Just because we're atheists doesn't mean we don't know right from wrong.
- Detective Robert Goren: Oh.
- Wayne Callaway: And we also know harassment when we see it.
- April Callaway: You said that nobody would get hurt. You promised me!
- Mitch Godel: [to detectives, sarcastically] I *promised* her. Can you believe this chick?