- Lennie Briscoe: I wonder which mommy's gonna teach him to smoke and drink.
- Mike Logan: And shave.
- Lennie Briscoe: Well, it's the '90s. Everybody's allowed to gross and disgusting, not just you.
- A.D.A. Claire Kincaid: [discussing a warrant regarding 42 women inseminated by the same donor] Most of the 42 babies live on the Upper West Side, they'll grow up together, go to the same schools.
- Judge Aldo Ianello: I've seen Deliverance Claire.