- Kim Triandos: We could both get jobs, Mama.
- Velma Darcy: You wanna dance naked in Wichita Falls? You want me to dance naked too? The Dancin' Naked Idiot Family?
- Jamie Ross: [listening in a van] These family talks are SO heartwarming.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Yeah, I just hope nobody throws the vase with the microphone in it.
- D.A. Adam Schiff: [referring to the victim and his wife] He was 74; she was 22?
- Jack McCoy: Why, Adam? You want to know if she has a sister?
- Judge Robert Quinn: Do you have any precedents for this, Mr. McCoy?
- Jack McCoy: There aren't any! Attorneys don't generally conspire with their clients to commit fraud and murder.
- Judge Robert Quinn: At last some good news for the profession.
- Kim Triandos: [referring to the victim, her husband] Peter was old. He had medical problems.
- Detective Rey Curtis: Yeah: a cord wrapped around his neck.