- Detective Mike Logan: Hey, suppose Kelani isn't the only smuggler on the plane? You think Transmission Travel gives frequent swallower miles?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: All I know is, 20 years ago, two Cuba Libres and I'd have the passenger list.
- Executive A.D.A. Ben Stone: The conspiracy is a house of cards. The slightest breeze, and it all comes tumbling down.
- D.A. Adam Schiff: Only no little piggy has started huffing and puffing.
- Detective Mike Logan: Ola-Gim-Ju Nwaka?
- Chief Ola-Gimju Nwaka: What?
- Detective Mike Logan: You ought to get 25 years just for making me pronounce it. You're under arrest for criminal facilitation in the second degree. You have the right to remain...
- Chief Ola-Gimju Nwaka: You are making a terrible mistake. You have no idea what you're doing.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Sounds like my second wife.