- Detective Ed Green: When are people gonna learn? Just give up the car; it's not worth a life.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Spoken like somebody who never owned a Jag.
- Sheila: I wish you hadn't have told them. I hate it when the waiters sing.
- Bob: You only get to hear Happy Birthday once a year. You should enjoy it.
- Sheila: There is nothing enjoyable about turning 40.
- Bob: Oh, come on. Time's just an illusion.
- Sheila: Feels pretty real to me.
- Bob: Then how come some people seem young when they're old and vice versa?
- Sheila: Plastic surgery?
- [laughs]
- Bob: [laughs] It's how we perceive time. According to Einstein, past, present and future are all happening at the same time.
- Detective Ed Green: He thinks he's Spiderman.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Yeah, only without the superpowers.