Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)
I Do, I Don't (1982)
Cindy Williams: Shirley Feeney
Quotes
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Lenny Kosnowski : Have no fear, your best man is here.
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : That's right. You can say that again several times, because that is me, now where do I start?
Lenny Kosnowski : No, no. I beg to differ. I am the best man. I brought the rice, did I not?
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : Oh, aren't you something? Well, I brought the Roni, jerk
[smacking Lenny with the packet]
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : . What's rice without Roni?
Shirley Feeney : Carmine. Where is Carmine?
Lenny Kosnowski : No, Carmine can't be the best man because he's the groom.
Shirley Feeney : No, no, no. Don't you remember? You were supposed to bring Carmine. Now where is Carmine?
Lenny Kosnowski : That didn't work out. We were ready, he wasn't.
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : That's right, that's right. And what were we supposed to do, wait for him and miss the whole ceremony?
Shirley Feeney : Ah, ah, ah.