Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)

The Miraculous Curing of Old Goff Helliwell (2003)

Tom Owen: Tom

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Truly : Faugh. That dangerous, craggy rock face reminds me strongly of what used to be waiting for me when I returned home from work.

  Clegg : I used to be the kind of person who'd look at this field and think it was worth the walk getting here.

  Truly : Hah.

  Clegg : A love of nature depends quite a lot on your knees.

  Smiler : I'd sooner be at home with a little woman.

  Truly : You haven't got a little woman.

  Smiler : I know. And he's supposed to be working on it.

  Tom : Don't mind him. He's pining for a wife.

  Billy : I'll send him mine round. Mind you. she'll probably bring her sister.

  Smiler : I want one of me own.

  Truly : You couldn't keep the one you had.

  Smiler : True. Very true. I was younger; I've got more personality now.

• [last lines] 

  [Tom is bandaging Smiler's finger] 

  Tom : He sort of stopped believing you, didn't he, when he saw you'd cut your finger.

  Smiler : You didn't tell me it was sharp.

  Tom : It was a razor. I thought that might have given you a clue.

  Smiler : Oh. Oh.