- Phil: Sorry to interrupt. Hey Colin, did you get my magazines?
- Cully: The LA Times is on your table.
- Phil: The LA Times is not a magazine. Spin, People, Entertainment Weekly... those are magazines.
- Cully: Really? Thanks for telling me because I wouldn't know what a magazine is. I'm a moron.
- Phil: Well, when you say The LA Times is a magazine you sound like a moron.
- Cully: Get your own maganizes. I'm not your errand boy.
- Phil: Look, I'm sorry that you're a 50 year-old P.A. but that's not really my fault.
- [Cully punches him in the face]
- Phil: Ooh... Oh shit. Ooh. What the hell was that? Jesus!