The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
The Mr. Sharon Stone Show (1994)
Garry Shandling: Larry Sanders
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Quotes
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Norman Litkey : Larry, if you're dating Joannie Boloney who gives a shit? But Sharon Stone... I'm wetting myself.
Larry Sanders : Sure, this is a pre-existing condition I live with.
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Norman Litkey : Let me explain the second law of thermodynamics to you, okay. Heat always passes from a hotter body to a cooler body and never the other way around.
Larry Sanders : Alright, is there gonna be a quiz on this?
Norman Litkey : No, it's fabulous! You see, you're giving her heat, that means the show is getting heat, that means my kids will eat.
Larry Sanders : You have kids?
Norman Litkey : There's some kids in my neighborhood, who gives a shit?
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Arthur : You're actually telling me you couldn't get an erection until you turn your own godamn show on?
Beverly Barnes : Gentlemen, please!
Larry Sanders : Look, he was being clinical, he didn't call a 'woody'.