The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

End of the Season (1994)

Rip Torn: Arthur

Photos 

Quotes 

• Larry Sanders : Maybe we need a new chair adjuster. Have you ever thought of that?

  Arthur : Yeah...

  Larry Sanders : Because someone has been sitting in my chair.

  Hank Kingsley : Maybe it's Momma Bear.

  Hank Kingsley : Talentless fat fuck! Just worry about your couch and trying not to fuck up. Alright?

• Darlene Chapinni : [to Larry's remarks on Hank]  It really hurt me when you called Hank a fat shit.

  Arthur : No, Darlene, it was a talentless fat fuck!

• Roseanne : [Roseanne walks in, dressed as a nun]  Jesus! What the hell is wrong with Larry?

  Arthur : Wooo! What a delighful bride of Christ you make, Roseanne.

• Arthur : [trying to select a guest host for the show]  Who?

  Paula : Martin Mull.

  Arthur : Threatens Larry.

  Paula : Mike Myers.

  Arthur : Threatens Larry.

  Paula : Tony Danza.

  Arthur : Threatens Larry.

  Paula : Pat Sajak

  [Arthur stays silent. Pat Sajak appears in the following scene as the chosen one] 

• Larry Sanders : Why is everybody asking me if everything is okay today? I mean uh...

  Arthur : And they say television people don't care...

• [first lines] 

  Phil : Hey, Arthur?

  Arthur : Yeah?

  Phil : Listen, I don't mean to push but we've got an hour and half before showtime and I need Larry to go over the monologue.

  Arthur : Thank you, Philip, we've got an hour and 43 minutes before the showtime which explains the bad timing of your jokes.

  Phil : My timing is fine.