L.A. Law (TV Series)

Oy Vey! Wilderness! (1987)

Corbin Bernsen: Arnie Becker

Quotes 

• [a distraught Arnie pulls his car off a road and dials a number on his car phone] 

  Roxanne Melman : [voice]  Hi, you've reached Roxanne. I'm not home right now, but if you leave your name and any brief message at the sound of the beep, I will get back to you. Thank you. Have a great day!

  [the beep is heard] 

  Arnie Becker : [into the phone]  This is Arnold Becker. I'm calling from Pico Boulevard where I've just pulled over to the curb to wait out the impulse to head due west until I crash through the guardrail of the Pacific Coast Highway to plunge to my death in the ocean below. I hope you're are having a hell of a good time in Hawaii.

  [hangs up]