- Lt. Theo Kojak: You know Chubby, he's a dynamite talker. He could sell aluminium siding to a steel foundry.
- Frank Mulvaney: Just to be on the safe side, is there anyone in the building you can trust?
- Gabe: The landlady. Yeah, she'd axe her own husband if Clyde gave her half a smile.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: [on phone] Is that a fact, Officer Berkowitz? Aha. Yeah, well, Officer Berkowitz, by all means, drop it by. No, no, no, no, I wanna sign for this little package myself. And what was that name again, Officer Berkowitz? Aha, got it. And, eh, thank you, Officer Berkowitz. Hm-hm.
- [hangs up]
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Who whould a - That was Officer Berkowitz.
- Vince: Hey, let me put it to you, Lieutenant. Do I look like the kind of a man who would keep company with a priest, huh?
- [snickers]
- Sgt. Al Vine: You'll be keeping company with the chaplain up at Sing-Sing for the next 20 or 30 years if you don't open up.
- Vince: On an armed robbery rap?
- [laughs in his face]
- Lt. Theo Kojak: [laughing as well] As an accessory to murder, coochy-coo.