Kojak (TV Series)

Conspiracy of Fear (1973)

Telly Savalas: Lt. Theo Kojak

Quotes 

• Waiter : Good evening, do you have an invitation?

  Lt. Theo Kojak : [smiles]  Oh, Fast Feeney. You've lost a lot of weight.

  Waiter : Why don't you send yourself up, Kojak? You could use a Sing Sing slimming.

  Lt. Theo Kojak : [chuckles]  Well, you're gonna get five more years for that.

• Capt. Frank McNeil : [to Kojak]  Where do you get the 14-carat chutzpah to talk to an elected official like that, and in front of a dozen witnesses?

  Lt. Theo Kojak : Hey look, Mac, uh, I'm onto something...

  Capt. Frank McNeil : Oh, you're onto something? You'll be into men's ready-wear if Murchison has his way.

• Fowler : Lieutenant, line two.

  Lt. Theo Kojak : I told you not to interrupt me unless it was important. Is it a broad?