- Manny Carmichael: Hi Mike!
- [Michael sighs]
- Manny Carmichael: 30 seconds and these are the guys who can prove it. These are real professionals.
- Michael Knight: Sorry, Manny, the deal is off. You've convinced me, having a car is too much trouble, I'm gonna get myself a moped.
- K.I.T.T.: Moped indeed...
- Michael Knight: You know K.I.T.T.? Sometimes I think I got the best job in the world. A lot of men would die for duty like this.
- K.I.T.T.: You nearly have on several occasions.
- Michael Knight: You're all heart, buddy.
- Manny Carmichael: Carmichael's the name, auto alarms is the game. Friends call me Manny, I hope you will too.
- [shakes Michael by the hand]
- Michael Knight: Yeah, well, Manny, I hate to stop ya in mid-pitch, but I really don't think I need an alarm system.
- Manny Carmichael: Well, if you'll just permit me a little demonstration? 30 seconds to break into this baby. 30 seconds!
- [pulls out a common household coathanger]
- Manny Carmichael: And I'm just an amateur, mind you.
- Michael Knight: I'll tell you what, I've got an appointment, but you shoot your best shot. If you can break into this baby, we'll do some business, okay?
- Michael Knight: What's been going on?
- Marietta Mattheson: Filthy rotten hoodlum bums! Decent people can't stay in business. This used to be a quiet lovely town until these Weekend Warriors started coming in.
- Mace Beaudry: [about Cindy] You know, she's a great little dancer but as a waitress you could starve to death.
- [turns to Michael]
- Mace Beaudry: You play pool?
- Michael Knight: Never before dark.
- Michael Knight: Some things never change, huh?
- Cindy Mattheson: You've been here before?
- Michael Knight: No, not here, but this place reminds me of myself about ten years ago. clubs, a wrap, turbo-burgers... nothing changes but the sideburns.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, it's one thing to have to hear that music from my own speaker, but to be assaulted from all sides, I feel like Custer at Little Big Horn.
- Michael Knight: Hang in there, buddy, this isn't your last stand.
- Michael Knight: [K.I.T.T. has just shielded Michael from exploding dynamite] I'm ok. You alright?
- K.I.T.T.: After surviving that music last night, this was a piece of cake.
- Police Chief Rupert Craig: [to Michael] I wanna know what an invisible man like you is doing with two bit trash like Ron Prescott.
- Michael Knight: Alright, we've lit the fuse. Now let's just sit back and see if anything explodes...
- K.I.T.T.: Really, Michael, you'd think of all the music in the world, they could find a better piece than that monstrosity.
- Police Chief Rupert Craig: Now, I'm giving you 12 hours to finish up your personal business and be out of this town and after that, I am coming after you and I am busting you. If I have to bust you for having your shoestrings untied, I'm gonna do it. And if you get bailed out, I'm gonna throw you back and find something that'll stick!
- April Curtis: [emerging from under the hood, then closing it] Well, K.I.T.T.'s all set. The unit's designated 'Silent Mode.' Press the activator and K.I.T.T.'s engines become virtually noiseless.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I don't like being muzzled.
- [April chuckles]