- Brother Francis: You'll have to forgive brother Tyrone, he's taken a vow of silence. Unfortunately, he was never able to work without talking.
- Michael Knight: [donkey in background bleats] Yeah, I, eh, I know what that's like.
- Brother Francis: And that's Kit.
- Michael Knight: How did you know that?
- Brother Francis: Oh but I named him when he was just a little ass.
- K.I.T.T.: I beg your pardon?
- Michael Knight: [donkey bleats again] You're donkey's name is Kit?
- Brother Francis: Yes.
- K.I.T.T.: Well you won't see any flies on me.
- Michael Knight: It'll have to look like the police are hot on my tail. I got it: we invent a crime, feed it to the wire services.
- K.I.T.T.: As you wish, Michael. Let's see. I think you fit the embezzler mold.
- Michael Knight: [smiles] Thanks a lot, pal, but I was thinking of something a little more violent.
- K.I.T.T.: [Michael has just been in a fight] Michael, are you alright?
- Michael Knight: Yeah, I'm just a little dusty.
- K.I.T.T.: I don't suppose he has any diamonds on him?
- Michael Knight: No Kitt, not even a rhinestone.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, you know how I feel about dogs, but perhaps this is one job better suited for a bloodhound.
- Brother Francis: Oh, my - - the car drives itself!
- K.I.T.T.: Which is more than I can say for *big ears* over there!
- Devon Miles: This is delicious wine! So sorry you can't have any, K.I.T.T.
- K.I.T.T.: That's okay, Devon - - I never need wine to feel good about myself.
- Bonnie Barstow: Here's the painting that Jody made of Kit!
- K.I.T.T.: [catching a glimpse of the painting and seeing to his pride-bruised dismay that it's a lovely portrait of THE DONKEY, not of him] On second thought, Devon... maybe a glass of wine IS what I need now!
- Brother Julianno: Nothing succeeds like faith, love and charity. Now go, young man, and catch that miscreant!
- Michael Knight: Ay-MEN!
- Michael Knight: [to KITT, after recovering the stolen diamonds from Charley] Alright, get Devon. We're gonna raise some money for that charity...