Knight Rider (TV Series)

Knight of the Drones (1984)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : Sorry, pal, forgive me!

  [ejects Michael to save him] 

• Michael Knight : Give 'em some more juice.

  K.I.T.T. : One freshly squeezed DC coming right up.

• Michael Knight : EGM?

  K.I.T.T. : Electrical generating mode. Puts out enough current to power a small city.

  Michael Knight , Devon Miles : Shocking!

• Michael Knight : [looking at Kitt's new and improved dashboard]  Now if I only knew what some of these things do.

  K.I.T.T. : Only one way to find out, Michael, but don't push the turbo boost.

  Devon Miles : He's still got a sense of humor.

• Michael Knight : Kitt, there's no one inside here.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, that's impossible. A car doesn't drive by itself.

  Michael Knight : Doesn't it?

• K.I.T.T. : Alright you two overgrown bean sprouts, take a hike!

• Michael Knight : I don't think they understand the language!

  K.I.T.T. : Very well,

  [Speaking Chinese] 

  K.I.T.T. : "Go back to the zoo where you belong!"

• K.I.T.T. : Alright you two overgrown beansprouts, take a hike!

• K.I.T.T. : Your passive laser restraint system on, Michael?

  Michael Knight : I wouldn't drive without it!

• K.I.T.T. : [Spotting CJ Jackson's escape car]  Michael, there he is.

  Michael Knight : I gotcha pal!

• Michael Knight : [Trying one of KITT's new functions]  Alright, here goes - IGP.

  K.I.T.T. : That stands for my new three-dimensional Interactive Graphics Plotter.

  Michael Knight : [With a confused look]  What's that?

  K.I.T.T. : Let's say we run up against someone wearing a disguise, and want to find out who he really is, like this man here.

  [Shows a picture of an intimidating man on the monitor] 

  Devon Miles : Oh, I hope you don't run into him in a dark alley!

  K.I.T.T. : I simply break down his face with my IGP.

  [the face on KITT's monitor starts morphing into another face] 

  K.I.T.T. : Then activate my linear predictive graphics routine and voila! A 3D reconstruction of the real face.

  [the face is now Devon's face] 

  Michael Knight : You're right! I wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley!