Knight Rider (TV Series)
Deadly Maneuvers (1982)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
Quotes
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Michael Knight : Michael, I can no longer sanction your wild goose chases.
Devon Miles : Devon, someone tried to kill me last night.
Devon Miles : I have an alibi.
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Bonnie Barstow : What's wrong with you?
K.I.T.T. : It's my alpha circuit, Bonnie.
Bonnie Barstow : Your alpha circuit? Kitt, the only way you could damage that is to do something stupid like... towing another car. Right?
K.I.T.T. : Bonnie? No comment.
Michael Knight : You're one in a million, pal.
K.I.T.T. : I know.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, I'm afraid I have some alarming news.
Michael Knight : I'm sitting down.
K.I.T.T. : I've checked my circuits, and due to that towing incident, my Alpha circuit is non functioning.
Michael Knight : Yeah, I'm real sorry, K.I.T.T., but think we can manage for a while without it.
K.I.T.T. : Michael, what if it were your Alpha circuit?
Michael Knight : Ok, ok, you're still under warranty. Call the home office.
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Michael Knight : [having just lost a computer game] Well, these computer things are just a waste of time anyway.
K.I.T.T. : Ahum.
Michael Knight : Oh, present company excluded, of course.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, I detect a certain tone in your voice.
Michael Knight : Oh, what tone is that?
K.I.T.T. : The one were you're convinced you've come up with a brilliant idea, the next thing know, you're doing something foolhardy and in my surveillance mode.
Michael Knight : K.I.T.T.?
K.I.T.T. : Yes, Michael?
Michael Knight : Go into your surveillance mode.
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Lt. Hugh Rainey : What exactly were you doing, Mr. Knight?
Michael Knight : [posing as a hotdog vendor] Just trying to make a buck, Major, is that a crime?
Lt. Hugh Rainey : No. Then you could explain the cards in your wallet?
Michael Knight : What cards?
Lt. Hugh Rainey : Michael Knight: speedy repairman. Michael Knight: quick carpet cleaner. M. Knight Enterprises: Swedish massage while you wait.
Michael Knight : Major, times are rough. I gotta take odd jobs to make ends meet. I was very lucky that uncle Sanch gave me this job.
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Michael Knight : Hey K.I.T.T., how about a little music, huh?
K.I.T.T. : Sorry, the Alpha circuit took out the radio too.
Michael Knight : You're never gonna forgive me for that are you?
K.I.T.T. : Michael, forgiveness implies an emotional state that has no application in my case. However, I doubt that I shall ever forget it.
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Michael Knight : [driving over a army testing range] Let's hit it!
K.I.T.T. : [a mortar shell hits the ground in front of them and explodes] Michael, could you use another word besides 'hit'?
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Robin Ladd : [about Devon] How can he tell such outrageous lies?
Michael Knight : With sincere expression.
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Michael Knight : [just rescued Robin from target] Why don't we give the general a little visit?
Robin Ladd : [sees all the computer technology] Is this a car or a spaceship?
Michael Knight : Little bit of both.