Knight Rider (TV Series)

Custom K.I.T.T. (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : Devon sure looked great in that blazer, didn't he?

  K.I.T.T. : I had the distinct impression he was trying to impress the car.

  Michael Knight : Can you blame him? The Pennington Ascot Regency is a classic.

  Michael Knight : [Kitt is silent]  Not that you aren't in its class.

  Michael Knight : [still no reply]  Actually, Kitt, you are in a class all by yourself. You're one of a kind.

  K.I.T.T. : Thank you.

• K.I.T.T. : April, I can't believe you're participating in this barbarism.

  April Curtis : Now Kitt, you know we wouldn't be doing this if it weren't absolutely necessary.

  K.I.T.T. : How would you feel if someone decided to extend your nose, remove your ears, lengthen your neck and paint your body candy-apple red? Thank goodness Wilton Knight isn't here to see this sacrilege.

• K.I.T.T. : [Nora is pushing buttons in the just-stolen KITT]  Kindly keep your hands to yourself, Madam.

  Nora Rayburn : What? Oh, I see, one of those talking cars. 'Your fuel is low,' 'please close your door.' How unnerving.

  K.I.T.T. : You ain't seen nothin' yet.

  Nora Rayburn : Wait a minute, they don't program cars with bad grammar!