- Michael Knight: Boy, you're touchy. What did you do, wake up on the wrong side of the garage this morning?
- K.I.T.T.: Very funny.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, you've regained consciousness.
- Michael Knight: [still groggy] Kitt, where are we?
- K.I.T.T.: Inside the compacter. My worst nightmares are being realized. I can see me now, tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids.
- Michael Knight: Not if I can help it! Give me every ounce of turbo boost you got!
- Michael Knight: Alright, I was told to wait in the mall. You wait here. The foreman'll come by and drop the evidence in the window in about two minutes.
- K.I.T.T.: Now I'm a mobile mailbox?
- Julie Robinson: A talking car! Well now it's my turn to be impressed. Kitt, is it? What an intriguing voice. A little too much gain in your tweeter and a slight metallic tone to your base.
- K.I.T.T.: Do you really think so?
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I've been thinking about David Dudley's sportscar. I'm afraid it may have met with a dreadful end.
- Michael Knight: I don't follow.
- K.I.T.T.: It's occurred to me that in so far as the car is essentially evidence in a shooting, those hoodlums may have disposed of it in that crusher at the wrecking yard.
- Michael Knight: Oh, well that would make a compact out of it, wouldn't it?
- K.I.T.T.: I fail to see the humor in that. It's a most humiliating way to go, transformed into a tin can..
- Michael Knight: Well, I'll remember that the next time I have sardines.
- K.I.T.T.: Really, Michael. Sometimes you're so insensitive.
- K.I.T.T.: Now is the winter of my discontent, made glorious summer by the son of York.
- Michael Knight: Say what?
- [Julie laughs out loud]
- K.I.T.T.: Shakespeare. I wanted Julie to hear the tonal purity of my voice.
- Julie Robinson: Very nice, really.
- [Michael laughs]
- Julie Robinson: But do I detect a slight reverberation in your tremble?
- K.I.T.T.: That does it. My tweeters are sealed.
- Officer Gray: [Arriving on his motor cycle, confused after seeing a blind girl "drive" K.I.T.T., pulling his gun, pointing randomly] Somebody is... under arrest!
- K.I.T.T.: I suppose this is your idea of a piece of cake.
- Michael Knight: Thanks for the reminder, smart guy.