- Hank Hill: It says here that the 9220 is 7% more accurate than the old 9210.
- Dr. Leslie: Yes, but 7% more accuracy hardly justifies me spending that kind of money. It's just too expensive.
- Hank Hill: Well, that seems like the kind of decision you'd want to leave to that woman and her bird, or that guy and...whatever the hell that thing is.
- Hank Hill: You can keep the pen. It's from some company that makes Viagra for lizards.
- Man with Snake: Works for snakes too!
- Bill Dauterive: He's a Blue Angel. He's the one that made France mad by flyin' under the Eiffel Tower.