King of the Hill (TV Series)
Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall (1999)
Toby Huss: Cotton Hill
Quotes
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Cotton Hill : I think I'll name him Hank. I always wanted a son named Hank.
Hank : Dad, MY name is Hank.
Cotton Hill : Then we'll call him "G.H." for "Good Hank!"
Hank : Now that makes it sound like I'm "Bad Hank."
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Cotton Hill : I'm going to call this son Hank. I always wanted a son named Hank.
Hank : Dad, my name's Hank.
Cotton Hill : Oh, yeah. In that case, I'm going to call this one Good Hank.
Hank : Dad, you shouldn't call him Good Hank. It makes me sound like Bad Hank.
Cotton Hill : Well ya burned my burger, didn't ya, B.H.
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Cotton Hill : Did you see the way my boy looked at that nurse? Practically slapped her rump.
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Cotton Hill : [seeing his newborn son] You're a handsome little soldier. You wanna kill a Nazzy? A Nazzy Nazzy-squazzy?
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Cotton Hill : [seeing Peggy in a body cast] Hank, what did you do to your wife? I didn't teach you that!