- Dale Gribble: [disguised quite poorly as a repairman who is supposed to be deaf] I couldn't help but overhear your uncle's bad advice
- Luanne Platter: What?
- Dale Gribble: [Removing his fake mustache] Aha shi-shi-sha!, it is I Dale Gribble master of a thousand faces you've just met face number two the deaf electrician!,the only thing your roommates i.e. enemies will understand is fear, i.e. psychological warfare, i.e dirty tricks, it worked for Dick Nixon.
- Luanne Platter: Well, but...
- Dale Gribble: [Interrupting her] For example get a hold of some goat's blood, taint that blood, then when your roommates need blood give them the tainted goat's blood, it's the perfect plan.
- Luanne Platter: I don't want to hurt anyone, I just want them to do the dishes.
- Dale Gribble: Oh, well in that case stack the dishes in the shower that's the way Nancy get's me to do 'em.
- Cotton Hill: [Arriving at what was previously his buddy Pop's house] This place looks terrible!
- [Griffin arrives at the door]
- Cotton Hill: Hey you ain't Pops!
- Griffin: Oh that old guy, yeah he died.
- Cotton Hill: Dead?, then I'm arresting you under suspicion of murder, nab him Topsy!
- Griffin: [Topsy grabs a hold of him] Hey get your hands off me you Nazi!
- Cotton Hill: [Furious] Who are you calling a Nazzy?
- [Headbutts him]
- Cotton Hill: [He and Topsy attack him and do something to him offscreen] Alright Topsy let's roll!
- [leaves]
- Hank Hill: Dale, for the last time, I can't turn in this rental application without your social security number.
- Dale Gribble: Fine: 5-5-5-5-5.
- Hank Hill: [sighs] That's not even enough numbers.
- Dale Gribble: 5... 5
- Bobby Hill: [Luanne arrives at the Hill's] Luanne, what's up, girlfriend? I have not seen you in the longest!
- Bill Dauterive: My first choice was the Marines, but I couldn't do enough sit-ups to be a Marine Corps barber.
- Bill Dauterive: Look, it's Pops' last beer.
- [about to toast]
- Hank Hill: To Pops.
- [Hank looks in the backyard]
- Hank Hill: That son of a bitch had a pool this whole time?