"King of the Hill" Jumpin' Crack Bass (TV Episode 1997) - Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Luanne Platter : I just do yoga.

Luanne Platter : I put my feet up behind my head, want me to show you?

Hank Hill : AAAHHHH! Just keep your leg below your waist for God's sake.
Hank : [on seeing empty shelves at the bait shop] Dang, Ray, what happened. Did I miss one of your "Ray's gone trout of his mind" sales?

Ray : I'm goin' trout of business, Hank.
Bill Dauterive : You know what I just realized? Hank hasn't caught a fish.

Hank : You lookin' to go for a swim, Bill?
Hank Hill : That's it! I'm going fishing.
Bobby Hill : Can I have some more butter for my pancakes?

Hank : That's it, I'm goin' fishin'.
Hank Hill : Dale, you giblet-head, if you were gonna cheat, why'd you buy a frozen bass?

Dale Gribble : I had a coupon for it.
Hank : We don't fish for the fish. 90% of what I like about this sport, and it is a sport, is sittin' in the boat for 5 hours doin' nuthin'. And the icing on the cake is when God smiles on you and you hook one. And when you're reeling it in, everything else falls away. You don't think about taxes, or traffic, or that pushy gal that's tryin' to get into The Citadel, or who's gonna take care of you when your mother and I are old and incapacitated. All there is is a man, a rod, a lake, and a fish.

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer