The King of Queens (TV Series)

Shear Torture (2005)

Patton Oswalt: Spence Olchin

Quotes 

• [Spence has decided not to take Lou Ferrigno to a Sci-Fi convention because Adam West agreed to go] 

  Adam West : If you ran into Bill Shatner this morning, would you have dumped me, too?

  Spence Olchin : I want to say "no", but I'm so weak.

  Adam West : This is why me, Lou, Bill and Lee Majors look out for each other. To protect ourselves from pasty-faced opportunists such as yourself.

• Spence Olchin : Yeah. Fantasy Fest '05 is a geekfest. That's why three different hobbits are showing up.