- [Kim's parents suggest she get a part-time job]
- Kim: Between a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon, the best idea you can think of is minimum wage?
- [Working at the Mexican restaurant]
- Ron: [Into PA] Fifty-eight, your order's great! Fifty-nine, you're lookin' fine! Sixty, um... your food's ready.
- [Drakken startles an arctic drill worker]
- Drill Worker: Mother of pearl, man! You scared me half to death!
- Dr. Drakken: Only half?
- Dr. Possible: Your predicament reminds me of the time I applied for funding of a new propulsion system. The university told me money doesn't grow on trees. Well I told them...
- [Kim sighs]
- Dr. Possible: ...money is made from paper and paper grows on trees. So, in point of fact, money does grow on trees.
- Kim: And this relates to me how?
- Ron: [Ron and Kim are eating al fresco at Bueno Nacho] What's wrong, KP? You won.
- Kim: I'm very happy... really.
- Ron: You don't sound happy.
- Kim: OK, I know this is beyond shallow, but I saved the world and I'm no closer to owning that Club Banana jacket.
- Ron: Maybe... Maybe not...
- [presents Kim with Club Banana box]
- Kim: [gasp adoringly] Ron!
- Ron: Oh, it's no big deal. My Naco bonus was muy bueno.
- Kim: [opens box to discover green jacket that she'd been saving for] You are too sweet! I love it! Thanks.
- [Ned, her former Bueno Nacho boss, walks up wearing identical jacket]
- Kim: Ned?
- Ron: Dude, what are you wearing?
- Ned: Somebody left this picture over the cheese machine, and I just had to have it! Viva me!
- [Ned exits]
- Ron: Exchange it.
- Kim: Oh, yeah.
- [Kim and Ron are bolted to a machine]
- Ron Stoppable: Guess that wasn't much of a plan.
- Kim: Not as great as your Bueno Nacho Bathroom Break chart.
- Ron Stoppable: I gooned on Assistant Manager power. You were right.
- Kim: I did resent your superior burrito technique. You're entitled to excell. Forgive me?
- Ron Stoppable: Duh. Forgive me?
- Kim: Totally.
- Dr. Drakken: Aw, that's so sweet. Friends again. Just in time to be fried in magma.
- Ron Stoppable: Remind me again why I rushed over?
- Kim: Mom, reassure me. I just had a fight with Ron. He was all high-horse 'cause I bailed on work, and I really need to stop Drakken, but Ron thinks I quit because I can't take him being good at something, which would be way pathetic.
- Dr. Ann Possible: I need a suture here.
- Kim: Mom? Do you have me on speaker?
- Dr. Ann Possible: Sorry, honey, I've got both hands in a sixty-two-year-old male's temporal lobe.
- Kim: Mom!
- Dr. Ann Possible: Gotta go, honey. See you at dinner. Dad's picking up nachos!
- Chloe: [over the intercom, after Kim lands on the Big Cheese Wheel] Welcome to the Big Cheese Wheel. Many of you may think it is a cheese covered building, but this structure is made out of 100 percent Wisconsin Swiss.
- [gestures at a slice in the cheese]
- Chloe: [sarcastically] Hey! Look who cut the cheese!
- [the tourists in the tram laugh at the tour guide's joke]
- Ned: Bueno Nacho SOP!
- [Hands out a thick book to Kim and Ron]
- Kim Possible: Excuse me?
- Ned: Standard operating procedures. Learn them, know them, live them!
- Ron Stoppable: I'm gonna get you for this!
- Kim Possible: [Chanting] 27 weeks to jacket, 2 weeks to jacket!