Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Greatest Story Never Told (2004)

Jeremy Piven: Elongated Man, Ralph Dibny, Scientist

Quotes 

• Elongated Man : [angry at being forced to do crowd control]  This is so not fair! I mean, I realize Plastic Man is in the League too. I'm not dissing the guy's skills, but c'mon! Ihave it all over that guy! One time I disguised myself as a vase. For 3 days!

  Booster Gold : No you didn't.

  Elongated Man : Okay, maybe not. Who'd want to anyway? But I am a detective, which means I'm like Plastic Man and Batman rolled into one.

• Elongated Man : The squeaky wheel gets the grease, my friend. But I'll tell you, I wouldn't help those ingrates now if they begged me.

  Wonder Woman : [Flies down to them]  We need you.

  Booster Gold : It's about time!

  Elongated Man : Not you. Him.

  [Points to Elongated Man] 

  Elongated Man : [to Booster]  Squeaky wheel.

  [Leaves with Wonder Woman] 

  Skeets : Maybe they needed a vase.

• Captain Atom : [as Mordru is captured]  Nice work, Elongated Man.

  Green Lantern : That was just about the slickest move I've ever seen.

  Elongated Man : Hey, it was a team effort. I'm just glad I stretched in the right place at the right time.

• Elongated Man : But I'm a detective, which means I'm like Plastic Man and Batman rolled into one.