Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Great Brain Robbery (2006)

Michael Rosenbaum: The Flash, Wally West, Lex Luthor, Dr. Polaris, Neal Emerson

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Quotes 

• [Flash-as-Lex is about to leave the bathroom] 

  Dr. Polaris : Mm-hm!

  Lex Luthor : What?

  Dr. Polaris : You gonna wash your hands?

  Lex Luthor : No! 'Cause I'm evil.

• [Lex-as-Flash hides in a bathroom in the Watchtower to escape the pursuing League members] 

  The Flash : [panting]  Lex, you're having a difficult day.

  [looking in the mirror] 

  The Flash : Hmm... if nothing else, I can at least learn the Flash's secret identity.

  [Lex unmasks and looks in the mirror, then frowns] 

  The Flash : I have no idea who this is.

• The Flash : Guys! I was starting to think I was gonna go out as the bottom of a super villain dog pile.

  John Stewart : It sounds like Wally, but is there any way to be *sure*?

  The Flash : You want proof? Until he went off to the Marines, GL's nickname was...

  John Stewart : STOP! It's him! You promised never to repeat that story.

  The Flash : I know. I was just messing with your head.

• [Lex-as-Flash prepares to teleport off the Watchtower. Mr. Terrific hits a button] 

  Computer : Artificial gravity off.

  [Flash floats off the teleport pad] 

  Mr. Terrific : Speed's no good without gravity.

  The Flash : That's where you're wrong.

  [He windmills his arm, propelling himself down. Mr. Terrific hits the button again] 

  Computer : Artificial gravity on.

  The Flash : AH!

  [Flash slams into the pad, knocking himself out] 

  Mr. Terrific : Dr. Fate, your patient just anesthetized himself.

• Mr. Terrific : Can you tell us anything about Grodd's secret society? Where's their Headquarters?

  The Flash : I don't know. In a swamp...

• The Flash : Just be careful with my head - it's where I keep all my one-liners.

• The Flash : Attention, the man you think is Luthor is actually a Justice Leaguer disguised as me. Repeat, he is not Luthor.

  Lex Luthor : [seeing the others stare]  I, Lex Luthor, find that preposterous.

  Dr. Polaris : Tell you what. Why don't you humor us and tell me something Luthor would know and a spy wouldn't? What's my real name?

  Lex Luthor : [sweating, he pushes a technician out of the way]  Priority override, user code 006...

  Sinestro : [Polaris knocks him unconscious]  We'd better hurry and finish loading. It won't take the League long to track that transmission.

• Lex Luthor : [Grodd reveals that he knows he's not Lex]  Luthor's got you in a cage like a lab rat. He's humiliated you. You hate him. And you could see to it he never comes back. Dude, help me out here.

  Gorilla Grodd : True, I do hate Luthor. But I hate you just as much.

  Lex Luthor : So... you gonna bust me or what?

  Gorilla Grodd : Where's the fun in that? I'm going to watch you twist in the wind until you're discovered and they tear you limb from limb.

• Lex Luthor : You, uh, evil head guy.

  Evil Star : Yeah?

  Lex Luthor : Tell me your part in this plan.

  Evil Star : I don't have a part in this plan.

  Lex Luthor : Exactly. Pop quiz. Everyone tell me their part in the plan.

  Dr. Polaris : Well, here's the way you gave it to us, this morning. The recently reunited country of Kaznia has gone democratic and is joining the European Union.

  Sinestro : As such, they're switching their currency from Kaznian crowns to euros. In a few hours, nearly 100 million newly minted euros are being brought in to the Kaznian treasury.

  Tala : So, while Dr. Poaris and Sinestro take the point, darling, you and I are in a transport nearby.

  Dr. Polaris : It's a simple smash-and-grab. It's also gonna be the largest single robbery in history.

  Lex Luthor : Whoa. I mean, Lex Luthor is pleased. Carry on.

• John Stewart : Look, we know Grodd's running some kind of organized group. I'm tired of just putting out fires.

  Mr. Terrific : We need to find his new secret society and take the fight to them.

  The Flash : Guys, I'm not arguing that. There's just gotta be another way.

  Mr. Terrific : This is it. When Grodd took control of your mind a couple of years ago, even though that connection was broken, he left a psychic resonance.

  Dr. Fate : I can mystically access that resonance and trace it to Grodd, wherever he hides.

  Red Tornado : And when we do find Grodd, we'll likely find Luthor, Bizarro, and any number of wanted criminals.

  The Flash : No doubt, but I don't like strangers nosing around in my brain. No offense, Doc.

  Dr. Fate : I assure you, I won't be reading your thoughts. Your mind is simply a portal.

  The Flash : This really seems like it's more up J'onn's alley.

  John Stewart : J'onn's not here.

  The Flash : What do you say we go check with Batman? He's got clues.

  Mr. Terrific : You saw Batman's report. Grodd covered all of his tracks.

  John Stewart : We need to find him before he hurts anyone else, Flash. This may be our only shot.

• Lex Luthor : You're making a big mistake.

  Dr. Polaris : [slugging him]  Gotta be the Martian.

  Sinestro : I say we torture him until he reverts to his true form.

  Lex Luthor : It's me, Luthor. Dr. Fate switched my mind, but I'm back now.

  Tala : It may be true.

  Dr. Polaris : That doesn't matter. I'm running things from now on.

  Lex Luthor : [chuckling]  Oh, don't kid yourself, Polaris.

  Dr. Polaris : Whether you're just a lookalike or the real thing, I'd hate to be you about now.

  [using his powers, he pulls metal out of the ceiling and aims the shards at Lex; as Lex taps a button on his belt, the shards turn around and wrap around Polaris] 

  Lex Luthor : That's how you know I'm Luthor. When I augmented your powers, I also made sure I can override your abilities. Would anyone else care to try me?