Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The List (1998)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : Guess what I have?
Dennis Finch : Why, are they baffled down at the clinic?
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Dennis Finch : It's not like that. Mark treats me as his equal.
Maya Gallo : Oh, really? Does he have action figures of you on his nightstand?
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Dennis Finch : [through intercom] It's Dennis.
Mark Hamill : ...and Mark Hamill.
Dennis Finch : Hey, guy, back off. Jack, your Barney tickets came through, but it's the same day as the Prada party. What do you want to do?
Jack Gallo : Barney.
Dennis Finch : Right. I'll run the Prada invitations through the shredder.
[makes shredder noises]
Jack Gallo : Dennis, the shredder's in my office.
Mark Hamill : Copy that, red leader.
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[Dennis is shredding invitations Jack can't go to]
Dennis Finch : The annual Playboy pajama party?
Jack Gallo : Please. Half-naked bimbos running around yelling, "The pool's cold! The pool's cold!" Who needs it?
Dennis Finch : I hear ya.
[makes shredder noises while pocketing the invitation]
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Dennis Finch : Who is your secret source?
Nina Van Horn : An ex-lover of mine. I can't be more specific than that.
Elliot DiMauro : Nina, you've got to start getting their first names.
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Bartender : Hey, you're that big Star Wars fan, right?
Dennis Finch : Oh, I wouldn't say fan. I found the films an amusing diversion. Why?
Bartender : Because Mark Hamill is sitting right behind you.
Dennis Finch : Luke!
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Mark Hamill : I'm asking you nicely to leave.
Dennis Finch : That's what the cop at the convention said.
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Nina Van Horn : Mark Hamill. Remember me?
Dennis Finch : Nina. No, no.
Nina Van Horn : Fox Studios, 1976. I was auditioning for the role of Princess Leia.
Mark Hamill : I'm afraid I don't.
Nina Van Horn : I was the one who fired that prop gun and accidentally shot Mr. Lucas, he was crying "I've been blinded!",
Dennis Finch : Nina...
[pushes Nina away]
Nina Van Horn : If you see that tall man in the dog suit, tell him all is forgiven.
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Nina Van Horn : We have a crisis.
Dennis Finch : I told you, I put the scotch in the left hand drawer.
Nina Van Horn : Yes, and that's five frantic minutes I'm never getting back.
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Mark Hamill : Are you telling me that machine collates and staples?
Dennis Finch : That's right.
Mark Hamill : We could have used one of those on the Millennium Falcon.
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Jack Gallo : Dead last?
Dennis Finch : If it's any consolation, your buddy Donald Trump plummeted to number five.