- Elliot DiMauro: It was nothing like that. We just talked. She says I'm a good listener.
- Dennis Finch: Good, then you'll be able to listen to this.
- [whispers]
- Dennis Finch: You're a loser.
- Nina Van Horn: I would give you some of my pain medication, but that would screw up my Saturday night.
- Rhonda Ferrara: Hey, slim. You're ribs are showing.
- Nina Van Horn: Not all of them. I left two with a doctor in Mexico.
- Nina Van Horn: Are things more relaxed without Jack around, or is that the gin talking?
- Maya Gallo: Could be the gin, could be the brandy you had before the gin. Boop, Bam!
- Nina Van Horn: What was that about?
- Maya Gallo: You're always taking swipes at me, so I thought I should start firing them back.
- Nina Van Horn: Don't mess with me, Maya. I will eat you alive.
- Maya Gallo: Then throw me up five minutes later. Zing, shazam!
- Dennis Finch: Remember me? D. Finch.
- Rhonda Ferrara: What's the D stand for?
- Dennis Finch: Dennis, as in not if but whenis.
- Dennis Finch: Nina, you just got a call from an Andre.
- Nina Van Horn: Ah, Andre Delacroix, masseuse to the stars. A massage from him is like being touched by the hands of God, except God doesn't spend that much time on your thighs.
- Andre Delacroix: I'm Andre. I'm looking for Nina.
- Jack Gallo: Who is that?
- Nina Van Horn: It's the delivery man. He's here to deliver my... my purse.
- [picks up Andre's gear]
- Jack Gallo: It looks enormous!
- Nina Van Horn: It's the latest trend from Milan. Big is in.
- Maya Gallo: It's almost big enough for your make up. Bounce, bounce, count it!
- Nina Van Horn: You know, that color is unflattering on you.
- Maya Gallo: What, because I'm standing up for myself?
- Nina Van Horn: No, I meant brown. You look like a frumpy Raisinette.
- Maya Gallo: That was unnecessary.
- Nina Van Horn: Oh, like the other half of your bed? Ah, order has been restored.
- Rhonda Ferrara: Shut up, you little gerbil. I'm driving this train, and you're just shoveling coal. If you don't keep it hot enough, I'm throwing you on the tracks like the piece of garbage that you are.
- Dennis Finch: Heaven must be missing an angel.
- Nina Van Horn: I can't remember the last time I was so disappointed.
- Maya Gallo: Was it when Roosevelt was reelected? Teddy? Booyah!