The Jeffersons (TV Series)
George's Skeleton (1975)
Isabel Sanford: Louise Jefferson
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Quotes
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Louise Jefferson : What kind of birds are these, Mr. Bently?
Harry Bentley : Oh they're budgies, Australian lovebirds.
Louise Jefferson : Okay but don't be surprised if they're arguing when you pick them up.
Harry Bentley : Actually they're not really lovebirds the poor things, I just found out they're both the same sex. You should've been there when THEY found out.
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George Jefferson : I never told you this before because I didn't want to lose your respect, but, when I was 15 years old, I was sent to jail.
Louise Jefferson : You mean reformatory.
George Jefferson : Reformatory, jail, what's the difference? I was sent up for robbery.
Louise Jefferson : Shoplifting.
George Jefferson : How do you know?
Louise Jefferson : Well George, I've known about it for years.
Lionel Jefferson : Yeah, me too, Pop.
George Jefferson : What? Well how did you know? Who told you?
Louise Jefferson : What's the difference? It's all in the past.
George Jefferson : Because I want to know, I want to know who the dirty stool pigeon was that told you.
Louise Jefferson : Your mother.
George Jefferson : MAMA dropped a dime on ME?
Louise Jefferson : She wanted to be sure I knew the real reason you did it, to get her a Christmas present.
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Louise Jefferson : [bringing water for Bently's plant] This'll take care of Doodoo.
Harry Bentley : Uh, Deedee.
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Louise Jefferson : Who just left, George?
George Jefferson : Mr. Vanilla, and we still ain't going to his party.