Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

When Pigs Fly (2002)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Chow

Quotes 

• Jackie : [trying a door]  Locked! Whoa!

  Finn : Try knocking. Maybe somebody'll

  [Door opens sending the Dark Warriors over the building] 

  Jade : Ya!

• Jackie : [to Jade]  Remember. Do not mention magic. No one ever believes.

• Jackie : Please can't we just talk about...

  Jade : Maybe they don't know how to talk.

  Buford MacDonald : My brother E.B. here graduated Stanford Phi Beta Kappy.

  E.B. MacDonald : And Buford is a renowned nuclear physicist.

• Woman : Willy John, I will marry you when pigs fly!

  Jackie : Whaa -

  [Jackie runs by being chased by the flying pig and rooster] 

• Mr. MacDonald : What in Sam Hill's nanny going on here?

  Jackie : The animals have magic powers, and dark forces have come to claim them.

  Mr. MacDonald : Magic? Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

• Jade : Jackie, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!

  Jackie : Jade, bring the pig this wa-

  [runs out the door, only to nearly fall out of the flying house] 

  Jackie : Wah! The house is flying?

  Jade : Hello? Did you not catch my Wizard of Oz reference?

  Finn : [to Jackie]  There's no place like home... to kick your butt!