Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Rock (2000)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon, Chow

Quotes 

• Shendu : This potion should accommodate your needs perfectly, Valmont.

  Valmont : Then by this time tomorrow,Chan will have no choice but to work for the Dark Hand... Now for the bait.

• Jackie : You bring me all the way out here to poison me?

  Valmont : A rather appropriate lure since the venom now rushing through your veins will soon turn you to stone.

  Jackie : Just because I believe in magic talismans doesn't mean I'm gullible.

  Valmont : [Valmont catches a bug]  Visual aide.

  [Valmont uses the potion on the bug and turns it to stone. Jackie gasps] 

  Valmont : In 12 hours, Mr. Chan you shall be among the statuesque.

• Jackie : [after taking Uncle's first antidote]  What? What is it?

  Uncle : Nothing. Don't - Don't look in the mirror.

  Jackie : [Jackie looks at the mirror and realizes his turning into a lizard]  What?

  Uncle : I told you not to look in the mirror!

• Finn : Big V, think you could turn up the heat?

  Shendu : Allow me.

  [Breaths fire at them] 

  Finn : That's plenty.

  Ratso : Much obliged.

• Jackie : It's not polite to hack into a security system that doesn't belong to you.

  Jade : I saw a seven.

• Uncle : The riddle of the horse talisman can wait. *I* will make an antidote.

  Jackie : But Uncle we don't know the formula.

  Uncle : Bah! Mine will be better.

• Jade : Jackie, you *have* to give the talismans to Valmont!

  Jackie : I can't. According to legend, the power of each talisman is nothing compared to power of all 12 combined.

  Jade : But if you're turned to stone, who's going to stop the Dark Hand from getting the talismans anyway?

  Jackie : That's Captain Black's department. I'm just research, remember?

  Jade : Jackie, *please*! I don't want a boulder for an uncle!

• Jackie : [Getting a call from Captain Black]  She what?

  Capt. Black : Caught it all on tape. Jade's made her point. She can be an agent when she grows up. Now tell her to return the goods.

  Jackie : Yes, I will tell her.

• Ratso : [Jackie's a statue]  A dollar says his hand will snap right off.

  Finn , Chow : Deal!

  Jade : You stay away from him!