Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Rock (2000)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Jade : [Uncle hands Jackie an object which he swallows, only to retch in disgust]  That's the antidote?

  Uncle : No. Fermented beetle larva. Is good protein.

• Jackie : It's not polite to hack into a security system that doesn't belong to you.

  Jade : I saw a seven.

• Jade : Maybe Captain Black could get the Section 13 doctors to help.

  Uncle : Modern medicine has no power over ancient magic. I will make another.

• Jade : Jackie, you *have* to give the talismans to Valmont!

  Jackie : I can't. According to legend, the power of each talisman is nothing compared to power of all 12 combined.

  Jade : But if you're turned to stone, who's going to stop the Dark Hand from getting the talismans anyway?

  Jackie : That's Captain Black's department. I'm just research, remember?

  Jade : Jackie, *please*! I don't want a boulder for an uncle!

• Ratso : [Jackie's a statue]  A dollar says his hand will snap right off.

  Finn , Chow : Deal!

  Jade : You stay away from him!

• Uncle : He was very brave.

  Jade : I miss him Uncle.

  Uncle : Left a fine memorial for us. Looks just like him.

  Jade : [Jade sniffles]  We could put him in the garden.

  Uncle : Or outside the shop to ward away evil.