- Tohru: Mother, what a coincidence bumping into you all the way in India. Heh he.
- Mama Tohru: Coincidence? You *invited* me!
- [Tohru groans]
- Mama Tohru: My baby will not fight the forces of darkness!
- Finn: [chuckling] Hear that?
- Ratso: Yeah. Tohru's mommy won't let him come out and play.
- Chow: Maybe he needs his diaper changed.
- Mama Tohru: It is best if we treat Jackie before the onset of stage 3.
- Jade: Uh, what happens in stage 3?
- [Jackie falls down]
- Mama Tohru: Jackie lies motionless on the ground.
- Uncle: Must use garlic!
- Mama Tohru: Too much garlic!
- Uncle: No such thing
- [imitating Tohru's mother]
- Uncle: "Too much garlic!"
- [In normal voice]
- Uncle: Uncle knew you were a vampire!
- Tohru: [Tohru blocks Chow's attack] Nobody touches my mommy!
- Chow: [With panic in his voice] Heh.
- [Tohru throws Chow]
- Tohru: Sometimes I can take care of myself, and you.
- Mama Tohru: My baby.
- Mama Tohru: [after taking Uncle's antidote] What? What is it?
- Uncle: Do not look in mirror.
- [She pulls out a compact and realizes what's happened. Tohru's mother leaps into the air]
- Mama Tohru: Billy goat! You will pay for this!
- Uncle: [as Tohru is trying to keep is mother away from Uncle] See? This is your fault! Told you antidote should always contain garlic!