Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Invisible Mom (2002)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : [Jackie's holding a basket with a King Cobra]  Not our snake. Put basket down.

  Jackie : How?

  Uncle : Quickly of course. We must find *real* snake before forces of darkness arrive.

  [Uncle notices someone approaching and gasps] 

• Uncle : Must use garlic!

  Mama Tohru : Too much garlic!

  Uncle : No such thing

  [imitating Tohru's mother] 

  Uncle : "Too much garlic!"

  [In normal voice] 

  Uncle : Uncle knew you were a vampire!

• Mama Tohru : [after taking Uncle's antidote]  What? What is it?

  Uncle : Do not look in mirror.

  [She pulls out a compact and realizes what's happened. Tohru's mother leaps into the air] 

  Mama Tohru : Billy goat! You will pay for this!

• Uncle : [as Tohru is trying to keep is mother away from Uncle]  See? This is your fault! Told you antidote should always contain garlic!