Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Invisible Mom (2002)

Amy Hill: Mama Tohru

Quotes 

• Tohru : Mother, what a coincidence bumping into you all the way in India. Heh he.

  Mama Tohru : Coincidence? You *invited* me!

  [Tohru groans] 

• Mama Tohru : My baby will not fight the forces of darkness!

  Finn : [chuckling]  Hear that?

  Ratso : Yeah. Tohru's mommy won't let him come out and play.

  Chow : Maybe he needs his diaper changed.

• Mama Tohru : It is best if we treat Jackie before the onset of stage 3.

  Jade : Uh, what happens in stage 3?

  [Jackie falls down] 

  Mama Tohru : Jackie lies motionless on the ground.

• Uncle : Must use garlic!

  Mama Tohru : Too much garlic!

  Uncle : No such thing

  [imitating Tohru's mother] 

  Uncle : "Too much garlic!"

  [In normal voice] 

  Uncle : Uncle knew you were a vampire!

• Tohru : [Tohru blocks Chow's attack]  Nobody touches my mommy!

  Chow : [With panic in his voice]  Heh.

  [Tohru throws Chow] 

  Tohru : Sometimes I can take care of myself, and you.

  Mama Tohru : My baby.

• Mama Tohru : [after taking Uncle's antidote]  What? What is it?

  Uncle : Do not look in mirror.

  [She pulls out a compact and realizes what's happened. Tohru's mother leaps into the air] 

  Mama Tohru : Billy goat! You will pay for this!